Bipolar Health

Bipolarville is a place to feel good, and to get away from the real world for just a little while. We need to laugh and learn how to have fun on a daily basis. Hopefully this place will bring a little humor into your life. I know things don't always run smooth (well hardly ever) but we can still try to have fun on the journey. If you can learn to just laugh at things (even yourself) things seem to feel better. The Bible says that laughing does your body good, just like a medicine. So start laughing and do your body good and start feeling better right away. We need to learn more about bipolar health, and laughing seems like a good place to start. So right now - go ahead - think about something funny and start laughing - I'll laugh with you - ha haa ha hee haa haaaa heee ha ha -There-That's better - Just keep it up and it will work - I promise. Our bipolar health is important to us and the people around us. It's always better to laugh than to cry or to get angry. That stuff never makes you feel good. So keep laughing and be blessed.

Do you ever have racing thoughts??? Man I sure do. They feel like they're going 100 miles an hour in every direction imaginable. They're going so fast you think you can't catch up with them, and then all of a sudden you pass them all at the same time. OOPS - Where did they go??? Oh gosh!!! Better back track. There they are, no, there they are, no, they're over there. Which way - Left - Right - Up - Down - All Around - Which way did they go??? I don't know - Do you know??? No, I don't know. Oh my gosh, speed up - no slow down - Over there - no over there - WHOW - STOP - SOMEBODY HELP!!!!

Do you ever feel like you don't have control over your mouth. I sure do. If I could just learn to control what comes out of my mouth, things would be a lot better in my life. I can start letting somebody have it, or start in on something, and next thing you know things are flying out of my mouth so fast I don't even know what I'm saying any more. My words are going 100 miles an hour without any stopping. I need to just Slow Down - Breathe - and Think before I speak. You might have the same problem. So just Think before you speak, or else things will start flying out of your mouth before you know whats going on too. I think we would all feel better if we could just control our words. Try it, You might like it.

This is only just for fun and not to be taken seriously !!!

1.Ask to borrow a comb, comb your tongue.
2.Take random objects in his office and glue them to the floor.
3.Refuse to cooperate unless he trades his pants.
4.Bring pots and pans. Bang them together when he asks a question you don't like.
5.After everything he says, say, "And how does that make you feel?"
6.Point at random things and say, "Where did you get that?"
7.Complain that his chair looks more comfortable.
8.Repeat over and over, "I'm not hanging out with a bad influence, I AM a bad influence!"
9.Sit underneath your chair.
10.Stand on your head.
11.Kill spiders on the wall with your fist. Eat what sticks to your hand and leave the rest sticking to the wall. Draw a circle
around it to make sure everyone sees it.
12.Never stop smiling.
13.Scream every word.
14.Repeatedly tell him to look at the ceiling. When he finally does, repeatedly tell him to look at the chair. When he finally
does, repeatedly tell him to look at the desk, etc...
15.Put your shoes on the wrong feet.
16.Try to seduce him with chocolate donuts.
17.Try to talk him into sitting on the floor.
18.Tell him Matlock is the key to all your problems.
19.Eat his books.
20.Talk to his leg.
21.Don't face him when he talks to you.
22.Talk really slowly.
23.Try to eat your hand.
24. If he offers you coffee, ask him to spill it on your lap.
25.Make sure you make butt-prints in his couch.
26.Pretend you hear music.
27.Tell him you think his secretary is really a man.
28.Pretend to drink.
29.Offer him an imaginary cookie.

* "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it !!!"

* "Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

* "Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap !!!"

* "I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To"

* "Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."

* "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks."

* "How do crazy people go through the forest? - They take the psycho path !!!"

* "I hear voices in my head and they don't like you."

* "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."

* "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

* "Out of my mind, back in five minutes."

* "Sometimes I wish life had subtitles."

* "Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep"

* "I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

* "I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

* "He who laughs last, thinks slowest"

* "What kind of camera do manic-depressives use? Answer: Bipolaroids !!!"

* "Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.
Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ?
I can't understand it either, because I planted cabbage !!!"

* "Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!
And how long have you had this complaint?
What complaint?"